The wonderful world of Mickness

Superman is, without doubt, Communist propaganda. It's even easy to understand without much Communist knowledge. I'll start with something simple.

The Man of Steel. That's Superman, as I'm sure you all know. However, Stalin is also the Man of Steel. When translated into English, that is what Stalin means. Stalin always tried to create a god-like image of himself, what better than to become a superhero?
On a particularly similar note, Superman can hear or see anything and everything going on. He has super hearing and xray vision. This sounds very much like Big Brother. 1984, where Big Brother is from, is based upon Communist/Stalinist Russia.

Not only does Superman parallel Stalin on a 'power' level, they both go by the same name.

Now, Superman has an iconic red cape and logo. Communism is red. Now it seems a very loose link, however the most recognisable thing about Superman, beyond his S logo, is his red cape.

Communism is about socialism. Communism is about businesses being run by the workers, and the arch nemesis of communism would probably be capitalism. The exact opposite, businesses are run by the bosses, under whom come the workers. The arch nemesis of Superman is a capitalist corporation and it's owner, Lex Luthor.
Last, and quite possibly least, but entirely related to the above point. Money in America is green, it's a major point and it's quite well known. Kyrptonite is green, and that is quite well known too. Supermans main weakness being kryptonite, Communism having only problems when money is involved or even jealousy, which would become a problem for a Communist way of life.

So, to sum it up, Superman is Communist propaganda. This is taken so far that at one point they even made a Communist Superman (The Red Son) so as to tell the story without making it too obvious.

• Prepare ingredients
• Take rohypnol or GHB
• Bake cake
• Fall asleep
• Wake up
• SURPRISE CAKE!!!

Needless to say, this is very high on my to-do list. I guess right behind finding the roofies.

From the apparent conversation at http://www.bash.org/?738918.

And thats exactly what happened to me yesterday.
Go read my Myspace or my Facebook if you don't believe me!

It's been pondered by generations from here back to the spawn of humanity. Well, I can only guess that chickens and eggs were around before humans, because otherwise they wouldn't have really wondered, someone would have made a note.."New rugby ball shaped object found on farm, today. Experts say that when fried, makes a lovely addition to a full English breakfast.", or whatever.

So I'm here to answer the question and sort the world out once and for all. Lets look at it from a logical point of view. If, for example, the chicken was first. It would have had to come from somewhere. Since all birds lay eggs, it would have had to come from an egg to be a bird. Right so the egg came first, but what layed the egg? Well, of course a dinosaur laid the first egg. Thats simple, dinosaurs with their big teeth and funny little arms (In the case of a T-Rex) came before chickens, and laid eggs. Theres the answer, the egg came first.

Now it becomes 'What came first, the dinosaur or the egg?'. This changes things a lot, dinosaurs are lizards or reptiles or the like and while most of them do lay eggs, not all of them do. You see where this is going, don't you? Well, no, you don't.

Dinosaurs are cool. Dinosaurs kick ass. Dinosaurs take no shit from anyone. Dinosaurs don't get shit from lions or tigers or whales or even Wales. Eggs taste good, they can't fight, they can't eat, they can't destroy buildings (Like Godzilla). Who gives a toss about eggs, unless you're hungry. Eggs are't gonna scare you, dinosaurs are. So whether the chicken or the egg came first, noone really cares...dinosaurs just overshadow the situation.

P.S. It's just a paradoxial dilemma about causality and the like. For a real answer, look to evolution, a chicken-like-freak laid an egg which had a chicken in, and then they didn't mutate from there because chickens are so good at what they do (get eaten and lay eggs). Bloody philosophers.